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Dviper
Posts : 24 Join date : 2008-04-23 Age : 35 Location : Denmark
| Subject: You laugh, you fail. Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:12 pm | |
| Okay, now I would like too make a litle fail topic. I strongly recommend that you guys would send in some wierd shit. And remember, you laugh you fail. | |
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Dviper
Posts : 24 Join date : 2008-04-23 Age : 35 Location : Denmark
| Subject: Another1 Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:19 pm | |
| Ohh wait... Instead of jumping over, why not just eat your way through. | |
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Kaider
Posts : 142 Join date : 2008-04-21 Age : 37 Location : Sofia, Bulgaria
| Subject: Re: You laugh, you fail. Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:34 pm | |
| hahah LOL The cow images made me laugh so hysterically.. even my mom walked in and gave a "wtf dude" look Edit: failed
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Rinwald
Posts : 166 Join date : 2008-04-24 Age : 37 Location : CPH, Denmark
| Subject: Re: You laugh, you fail. Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:34 pm | |
| LOL.... well then i just wount fail... | |
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Kaider
Posts : 142 Join date : 2008-04-21 Age : 37 Location : Sofia, Bulgaria
| Subject: Re: You laugh, you fail. Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:54 pm | |
| <3 kittens | |
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Rinwald
Posts : 166 Join date : 2008-04-24 Age : 37 Location : CPH, Denmark
| Subject: Re: You laugh, you fail. Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:05 pm | |
| awwww thats so cute.. yeah i luv cats 2... i have 2 of em.. might find some pic's for this post to but not sure if i no how to add them.. | |
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Rinwald
Posts : 166 Join date : 2008-04-24 Age : 37 Location : CPH, Denmark
| Subject: Re: You laugh, you fail. Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:10 pm | |
| thats epic Fail.. pore old lady... | |
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Rinwald
Posts : 166 Join date : 2008-04-24 Age : 37 Location : CPH, Denmark
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Dviper
Posts : 24 Join date : 2008-04-23 Age : 35 Location : Denmark
| Subject: Training Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:44 am | |
| Thiese guys might need a litle training in the so called "Take Cover" thing. | |
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Rinwald
Posts : 166 Join date : 2008-04-24 Age : 37 Location : CPH, Denmark
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Kaider
Posts : 142 Join date : 2008-04-21 Age : 37 Location : Sofia, Bulgaria
| Subject: Re: You laugh, you fail. Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:31 am | |
| OMG the beer!!! Thas why the guiy at the store said they're out of grolsch :/ | |
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Rinwald
Posts : 166 Join date : 2008-04-24 Age : 37 Location : CPH, Denmark
| Subject: Re: You laugh, you fail. Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:12 pm | |
| hahaha u never know... but i gotta say DAMN... thats alot of beer.. heres another one with cat's... enjoy! | |
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Kaider
Posts : 142 Join date : 2008-04-21 Age : 37 Location : Sofia, Bulgaria
| Subject: Re: You laugh, you fail. Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:50 am | |
| Didnt know what thread to put this in, so here. I got this from a mail some 3 years ago, sounded fun. I had to translate from russian, so it may lose some of its funnyness.
The male brain consisnts of:
1. Indicator "I wanna eat" and "I wanna drink" ofcourse. Always on.
2. Indicator "I want sex". Catches rust with older age. Has 3 possitions: "Want" "Want very much" "Here and now!!".
3. Audio center. Capable of sensing sounds of 16+ bit, 44 hz, stereo, the sound of alcohol entering a glass, the exciting sounds of a pleased woman.
4. A block for sensing different sorts of beer.
5. Strategic decision making center. Deafult decision "Screw it, im having 2 more beers!".
6. Autopilot set on "Home".
7. Generator of answers to the question "Where the hell have you been?". With time evolves from a primitive device into a highly intelectual machine with unrivaled logic.
8. Auto answer system "Honey, lets talk about it later"
9. A very powerful silencer of conscience.
10. Radar "Female". In real time capable of analyzing technical parameters based on incoming visual data. Experienced users are capable of making the decision "Will/will not put out". Includes breast size detector. Some have a device for measuring inteligence "Stupid/Almost stupid".
11. Willpower generator. Breaks a lot.
12. Device for measuring alcohol fill level. Missing in many cases.
13. Registry for temporary storing the results of various sports events.
14. Block system "Woman taken". In most cases self tweaked and vandalised with a screwdriver.
15. Small irritating partition of the main drive. Has a non-pleasant voice, doesnt leave you alone, has a t-shirt with the sign "Conscience". Neutralized by point 9.
16. Imitator of doing something. Starts processing at full speed while at work.
17. Simulator "I can do this on my own". Works great when paired with a hammer or screwdriver.
18. Back box "Soul". In most cases - access alowed only to a close group of friends and a couple of mistresses.
19. Neon sign reading "Intelligence". Sometimes lights up.
20. Still in decyphering. | |
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Rinwald
Posts : 166 Join date : 2008-04-24 Age : 37 Location : CPH, Denmark
| Subject: Re: You laugh, you fail. Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:08 pm | |
| hahaha lmao... very funny, and so very true... well most of it is anny way.. heres another fail pic... | |
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Dviper
Posts : 24 Join date : 2008-04-23 Age : 35 Location : Denmark
| Subject: What!? Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:48 pm | |
| How did it even get up there? | |
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Rinwald
Posts : 166 Join date : 2008-04-24 Age : 37 Location : CPH, Denmark
| Subject: Re: You laugh, you fail. Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:25 pm | |
| lol i have no idea... to be honest its pretty amazing that it was able 2 get straight thru the roof.. | |
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